The iPhone music in the background makes this particularly hilarious.
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Hey, Meyer, you gonna shave her before you kiss her goodnight?
CHARLES
[begins to laugh heartily]
10 MINUTES LATER
CHARLES
[still laughing]
YouTube - John Hodgman - Hobo Matters
This would’ve been better if it hadn’t been seven minutes of slow, slow panning across one single photograph. Seriously, one picture of a guy on train tracks and one version of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home." [via Victor]
Something Awful presents: No Limit Album Covers
Years ago, Spin Magazine commissioned Pen & Pixel, the originators of this art form, to work their collage magic on Nine Inch Nails and Jewel. Unfortunately, Google-Fu has failed me.
I think every Mario spin-off game should be forced into the bargain bin on day one no matter how fun. Basing them around Mario is just pure laziness on the part of Nintendo and it seems unnecessary.Does anyone really think Mario is such a multifaceted and absorbing character that he deserves to be explored fully over the course of 50 titles about racing buggies? Be honest here! Wouldn’t you have more fun if they actually created some new characters whose lives are somehow linked with buggy racing or tennis instead of following Mario around through his every activity like a documentary crew? I don’t eat a bowl of Frosted Flakes and then want to see Tony the Tiger playing with a dildo on a webcam or watch a movie about him solving crimes on the mean streets of New York.
Zach Parsons, The Five Worst Gaming Articles of 2005
That really, really sums it up. I guess it goes without saying that I still want a Wii, eventually, but it’s not like they have trouble coming up with new characters every once in a while — they’d probably come up with more if they didn’t have the warp pipe to go back to so much.
Did you ever hear of me screwing?
No, I spend my money like a man.
- William Makepeace Thackeray, “The Newcomes“
Me, I’m a pimp / I ain’t payin’ for no sex
Man, I’d rather buy a car / Or a new Rolex
- Li’l Flip, “Like a Pimp“
Consider me down with any scene where the alpha males begin their snappy rejoinders with "To be quite frank…" And I have to note that for all the terror rained down by these witches, the Diag still looks quite tranquil.
The Less Bad: "If my bra is a threat to national security, we’re in big trouble."
The More Bad: Photographers advised to pack a gun to avoid losing their gear bag.
The Awesome: Penn vs. the TSA. "…freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I’ll spend to find out how to get people more of it."
