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• @jweise Um, that was me. I really wanted Charlie Chaplin’s shoe recipe for Thanksgiving dinner. #
• My wife and I love to watch “The Unit,” but we had no idea it was a reality show. #
• WORSE THAN NIX-ON [clap clap clap-clap-clap] http://rurl.org/1597 #
• Lunch today: the one thing I can only get in A2 or at WDW. http://rurl.org/159h [Until Stucchi's starts selling Dole Whips, anyway.] #
• His “last word” was “TRIUMPH.” I am going to go sob like an infant now. http://rurl.org/159s Mourn you til we join you, @MarsPhoenix #

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• @pfanderson IIRC, Pomegranatephone is a “viral” “ad” to locate your business in Nova Scotia or something. #
• I was never an ants-under-magnifying-glass kind of kid, but knowing its context, I could look at this picture all day. http://rurl.org/150s #
• @macaby You can get a hard chocolate shell on your Frosties? That is a GAME CHANGER. #

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• HAY GUISE WATCHA DOIN’? Criminy, my feet are sore. #
• If you think these numbers are great, you guys, wait until tomorrow when all the Democrats get to cast their votes! #
• VEGETA! What does your scouter say about Cooper’s lead over Law? http://is.gd/6mVD #
• I love the sight of Carville in the evening. Carville looks like victory. #
• Zattoo is showing me “no channels available.” I logged in with my password. @zaren, what’d I screw up? #
• America, ƒµ©# YEAH! Good work, Contiguous 48. OK, Alaska: don’t screw up and re-elect the felon. #
• ZOMG BACK TO FROSTBITE FALLS, PALIN [thanks @comcastscott] #
• Well said Senator McCain. Come on over anytime. #
• @briancors They should’ve sold them through Wal-Mart. #
• First thing I did this morning was take all my signs off the lawn. Not in the mood to gloat — fired up about making things better! #
• @zaren Here’s the NSFW one I found previously: http://rurl.org/116g #
• @briancors In front of UMMA — your new desk, or your new desk chair? #
• @mathowie “No, Hussein second. Barack comes first.” #
• Trying to console wordpress after @briancors dumped her again. Stiff upper lip, babe! Get that 2.7 out there and take on the world! #

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• Winding down the weekend, ready for an exciting week. Onstad tomorrow! #
• @zaren Is anyone among us well-loved enough for our followers to read twitter ads on our behalf? Merlin Mann last summer, maybe. #
• “You don’t look like Bogart. You look like you ride a Honda Goldwing and collect swords.” #
• “Oh, listen man, do me a quick favor and erase all history of crimes I have committed recently. Cool, thanks.” #
• “Here, put these shoes on and have legs like mine.” #
• “I ain’t Fredrick H. Coca-Cola but I do know something about building a brand.” #
• BLIND ITEM: Which idiot just got his official M Lib photo taken in a red shirt? (hint: me) #
• “I have Airwolf. This is not code language. I am flying Airwolf because I own Airwolf. Nothing else I could say would make more sense…” #
• @zaren Onet of them is inside Great Lakes Crossing. Hope this partial closing thing works better for them than CompUSA and Linens N Things. #
• On my way to hear Onstad at #aadl. #

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• @chowbok Awww, little Kim! At first I told the wife it was “Li’l Kim,” but then I had to correct myself. #
• At least this buffoonery is going to a good cause. http://tinyurl.com/5zyjb7 #
• I can has headache now? Nothx. #
• @brermatt So now your gas is as cheap as mine, and you’re still at WDW. [looks around] Nope, nothing left to live for. #
• I had all these great plans for fake campaign signs for my lawn to put up for tonight… never even got started on them. #
• “Re-elect McCOY - New York’s D.A.” …stuff like that #

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