Jack Ryan Drops Out

Let’s put it this way. We all probably go a little overboard from time to time in flaunting our marriages to our lovely wives. I’ve never been to a sex club* — never had the urge, with or without Abbey — but some in more conservative states would probably say I go a little overboard anyway.

What bugs me about Jack Ryan is that he is firmly in favor of that whole legistlating-a-definition-of-marriage thing, and if these allegations are true, then he is clearly not walking his talk. You might well argue that Jeri could have made this up to discredit him during the divorce. I can think of a number of things much more discrediting, things which would barely require the burden of proof. I think all consenting adult humans should be allowed to enjoy the good and the bad, for richer and poorer, until death do they part, as long as Heather’s two mommies aren’t interfering with my rights and abilities. I would respect Mr. Ryan’s public stance more if I believed he believed it.

Anyway — hey, Mr. Bush! I found Obama! He’s going to be in the Senate in November.

*There was that one time I saw two college girls make out on the dancefloor at City Club, but I didn’t, like, know they were gonna be there.

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