Me either. Here’s some advice. Don’t google “how to wrap presents.” If you must google it, be sure to add “-cat” and “-puppy” to avoid the silliest meme I have yet discovered, the “How to Wrap Presents with a Pet in the House” humor piece. It’s times like this I remember that those people who buy electric Santa figures that do lascivious dances and play “Shake Your Groove Thang” or somesuch — those people all have webpages too now.
The only remotely useful piece you will find is this one, and it’s a little thin on basics for people like me who usually just buy a shiny bag and stick whatever it is in there.
My wife is great at wrapping gifts, but these are gifts for her, so I can’t very well go and ask her to do it. P.S. Don’t tell her I wrote this. She says she doesn’t read this.
